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Op-Ed: I Sexually Identify As An A-10 Thunderbolt

  I have finally found the strength to admit it. I was 12 years old when I realized that I’m not really a man at heart, but rather a 19 foot, 10.5 inch long gatling gun strapped onto a 24,959 pound airframe. All my life has been a lie but I’m setting that right today.…

 

I have finally found the strength to admit it.

I was 12 years old when I realized that I’m not really a man at heart, but rather a 19 foot, 10.5 inch long gatling gun strapped onto a 24,959 pound airframe.

All my life has been a lie but I’m setting that right today. I was designed to kill Soviet tanks. From now on, call me “Warthog.” That’s my real name.

via Op-Ed: I Sexually Identify As An A-10 Thunderbolt.

I don’t know how he found the courage to come out.

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  1. jjak

    Air Force turned down the request, but offered to make him an F-35 instead.

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  2. xbradtc

    So, castration, huh?

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  3. Casey Tompkins

    Yanno, xbrad, it was a darned good think I wasn’t drinking a beer when I read your comment.

    That’s all I’m gonna say about that.

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  4. Quartermaster

    Better than coming out ghey, or suddenly think you’d rather be a girl.

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  5. jjak

    Still would have more cojones than the guy that identifies as an LCS…

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  6. timactual

    I think being a tanker would be nice. Flying all over the world to put my flying boom in various receptacles.

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