The old CSAF story

The McPeak Flight. Gen Tony McPeak was CSAF while I was doing the ‘Russian job’. One of the side benefits of doing the ‘Russian job’ is that I had to maintain a flight instructor qualification. So the Andrews AFB C-21 unit got blessed with my presence. I flew a lot when I had some slow…

The McPeak Flight.

Gen Tony McPeak was CSAF while I was doing the ‘Russian job’.

One of the side benefits of doing the ‘Russian job’ is that I had to maintain a flight instructor qualification.

So the Andrews AFB C-21 unit got blessed with my presence. I flew a lot when I had some slow weeks from my Intel job.

Got a call out of the blue one day from the SQ/CC.

‘Phat, we need a pilot to fly with McPeak tomorrow, can you do it?

Hold on, let me check with my boss.

I worked in an intel unit, my boss had plausibly never seen an airplane in his career.

Sir, The Chief of Staff needs Phat to fly with him tomorrow. Is that Ok?

My boss: ‘Squeee!’.

I’d heard rumors that flying with Tony McPeak was a massive pain in the ass, but I had a secret weapon.

He shows up to the jet and I have everything done, he straps in and off we go. McPeak was notorious for being a dick, so pilots didn’t talk to him unless forced.

As soon as we leveled off I looked over at him and said, ‘My Dad says Hi’.

backstory: My Dad flew F-100’s out of Tuy Hua with McPeak

McPeak looks at my nametag and says, ‘So, you’re Butch’s kid?’

Yes sir.

McPeak: Great! How’s Butch doing! He was the best guy I ever flew with.

We proceed to have a great flight and he actually talks a bit. As his aide leaves the airplane he make a note to record my name.

Congratulations, you are are now McPeak’s personal pilot.

I call my dad, now a Delta Captain.

Hey Dad, guess who I flew with today….

…Tony McPeak.

My Dad: That FUCKING COCKSUCKER! We hated that SOB in Vietnam!

He showed up into the unit as a Major right from the Thunderbirds. Yeah, he did NOT fit in.

Have a lot of my Dad’s stories to share later. This one popped up in my head for some reason.

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  1. phat

    Will tell more later. Thanks to Xbrad for letting me post!

    The Yeltsin story is almost done.

    Give me one more day.

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  2. Dale Skinner

    I’ve been in the Air Force just over ten years and have yet to meet anyone, active or retired, who has a kind word to say of McPeak.

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  3. phat

    Dale. I did 24 yrs.

    He was a dick.

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  5. NaCly Dog

    I was Navy and knew McPeak sucked.

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  6. SFC Dunlap 173d RVN

    Man I had at least a half a dozen “I bring happy and I get fragged” moments. Great story and I laughed till I spotted!! Thank you

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  7. Quartermaster

    I despise Delta Airlines.

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  8. timactual

    Nice story. Did you enjoy your time as McPeak’s personal pilot, or did your secret weapon backfire?

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  9. Quartermaster

    See his reply to Dale above.

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  10. phat

    Tim,

    It was fine. I was the only Instructor that McPeak got along with, so I usually got the call.

    The travel schedule of my primary job limited my availability, but when I was in town I flew when asked.

    the thing that sticks with me after all these years is how two people who served together can have such opposite views of their time together.

    My Dad: ‘That COCKSUCKER!’
    Gen McPeak: ‘Phat, your Dad was a great guy! How’s he doing?’

    In this case, both of their opinions about each other were correct.

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