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This News is Bound to Give You an Election
Oh, Canada! That is quite the "coverage", as it were. (URR here.)
The programme is broadcast six days a week, with 25 minute bulletins showing the women carrying out interviews and presenting the big news stories of the day completely starkers.
Female anchors read the news fully nude or strip as they present their segments.
That might be the only way you could get me to watch Erin Burnett on CNN.
H/T: Drudge
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The Battle of Tassafaronga
By November of 1942, the Japanese supply situation on Guadalcanal was desperate. The Japanese Army pleaded with the IJN to increase efforts to supply the Army forces on the island. Ongoing resupply by submarine was barely enough to keep the garrison from starvation.
In response, the IJN began an effort to resupply Guadalcanal with high speed overnight runs by destroyers. The destroyers would jettison barrels filled with food or medical stuffs, to be towed ashore by the garrison.
On 29 November, the US Navy decrypted a message that indicated the IJN would attempt a supply run on the night of 30 November. Eight Japanese destroyers under the command of Rear Admiral Tanaka would make the run from the Shortlands Islands to Guadalcanal.
Vice Admiral Halsey ordered Task Force 67, under the command of Rear Admiral Carelton H. Wright, to intercept and destroy the convoy.
TF 67 consisted of four heavy (8” gun) cruisers, one light (6” gun) cruiser, and four destroyers.
Wright had a sound tactical plan. The destroyers would scout ahead of the cruisers, make contact with the Japanese convoy with their SG surface search radar, and then launch a stealthy torpedo attack, before retiring to allow the cruisers to destroy the convoy with gunfire. The task forces cruiser float planes were to operate from Tulagi, and support the operation by illuminating the Japanese with flares.
Indeed, on the night of the 30th, the van of destroyers did make radar contact. But permission to launch torpedo attacks was very slightly delayed. What should have been an ambush was instead a missed opportunity. By the time permission was granted, the US destroyers were out of position, and all 20 of the torpedoes they launched missed.
Concurrent with the US torpedo launch, Rear Admiral Wright ordered the cruisers to open fire. Unfortunately, virtually all the cruiser gunfire was focused solely upon the IJN Takanami, leaving the other seven Japanese destroyers unmolested.
Rear Admiral Tanaka was nobody’s fool, and had anticipated a possible night action. Immediately after the cruisers opened fire, Tanaka’s first four ships slipped quietly past the American cruisers, then turned and launched torpedoes. The trailing three destroyers reversed course, laid smoke, and launched their own salvoes of torpedoes.
The cruiser gunfire quickly wrecked IJN Takanami, leaving her sinking.
But the Japanese Type 93 Long Lance torpedoes were once again cutting through the dark waters off Guadalcanal, as they had to such effect on the night of 8 August 1942.
Torpedoes would strike and eventually sink USS Northampton. USS New Orleans, USS Pensacola, and USS Minneapolis would all take torpedoes with great damage and heavy loss of life. Of the US cruisers, only USS Honolulu would escape unharmed.
What should have been a decisive ambush by US forces was instead a stinging tactical (though not decisive) defeat.
The Imperial Japanese Navy had spent 20 years planning, training, and equipping their forces to fight an win night torpedo engagements.
The US, absolutely committed to the superiority of naval gunfire, had allowed night tactics to atrophy, and fallen behind in torpedo technology.
Furthermore, US Navy leaders were still not fully cognizant of the strengths, and more importantly, the weaknesses of the nascent technology of radar.
And finally, the US Navy stubbornly refused to believe, in spite of all evidence to the contrary, that the Japanese were possessed of a torpedo capable of the performance they saw time and again in the Solomons campaign.
There would be many more night engagements against the tough, capable ships of the IJN in the waters of the Solomons before the war moved on. And it would be quite some time before the US Navy was able to demonstrate a mastery of night fighting on a level approaching that of the Japanese.
As a mitigating factor, in spite of the tactical victory of Rear Admiral Tanaka, the IJN was increasingly convinced that the cost of resupplying the Army garrison on Guadalcanal was too high, and eventually convinced the cabinet and the Emperor that the garrison should be withdrawn. In February 1943, the last Japanese forces quietly left the island, leaving the US in control.
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World of Warships- Rusty’s Konig Albert
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Castro
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I Didn’t Know It Was Now a Requirement for the Position
No, there's no punch line. Or maybe "CNN politics" is the punch line. Either way, just priceless. You can't make this stuff up.
(URR here, BTW)
H/T Kathy B
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Claymore, Frags, and Rockets, oh my!
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Goodbye Detective Harris. Ron Glass Dies at 71
(URR) Actor Ron Glass, whose most famous role was that of fastidious Detective Ron Harris of the 12th Precinct in the magnificent sitcom series Barney Miller, has died at 71.
Ron Glass was an accomplished actor, appearing in dozens of television series and programs, and was nominated for an Emmy for his portrayal of Detective Harris in the underrated Barney Miller. Despite the passage of forty years, give or take, each episode of that series remains as entertaining as the day it was aired. The humor of the caricature and absurdity of life inside the drab confines of the station of Greenwich Village's Finest had a gentility and intellectual aspect that is almost entirely absent from today's mean-spirited and crude insult that passes for "humor".
The series, which ran for seven seasons (1975-82) featured such talent as Jack Soo, Abe Vigoda, Max Gail, James Gregory, Hal Linden, and Steve Landesberg, each playing quirky and offbeat characters which made every episode worth the watch. Chief among them, however, was Glass as the impeccably dressed and groomed Harris.
In one memorable scene, in which Captain Miller hears that Harris had pursued on foot and wrestled a suspect to the ground, he is surprised to find Harris looking dapper in his tie, vest, and jacket, like he just stepped out of a fashion magazine.
Barney says "After all that, I thought you'd be a little more, I dunno, disheveled." To which Harris replies with flawless deadpan, "Can't do it, Barn." Brilliance.
Ron Glass, RIP You will be missed.
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World of Warships- Coward of the County
Who knew I was a coward? An amusing battle with a very odd teammate.
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Sometimes The Headline Tells You Everything You Need to Know- CNN Thanksgiving Edition
CNN accidentally airs 30 minutes of non-stop hardcore porn
Not just any porn. Hard-core tranny porn. So the Independent tells us.
It's not immediately clear if the incident was a simple mistake—though it's hard to imagine how getting porn on air would be simple—or if it was the work of a rogue individual. It is also unclear how the unscheduled programming was allowed to stay on the air for 30 minutes.
CNN has not had the best of weeks, being slammed on Tuesday for running an "If Jews Are People" headline.
"If you've forgotten what it feels like to be satisfied with your entertainment provider, now is the time," the homepage for RCN reads, in an excerpt it's now hard not to read as double entendre.
At least someone had a sense of humor about it.
Beavis and Butthead, call your office.
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Happy Thanksgiving
From all the staff here at Bring The HEAT, may you and yours enjoy the holiday, and give thanks to God, from whom all blessings flow.
For an interesting look at Thanksgiving during World War II (and how it even became a partisan political issue!), check out this link.