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The jokes write themselves.

At least he had his ball in the fairway.

She likes to play with a stiff shaft.

Hennessey reportedly stated that she and Payne “should not have been engaged in those activities within public view.”

That could be said about my golf game, too.  

The woman, the officer reported, “was on her back and the male was laying down with his head between her legs performing oral sex.”

So he was in the first cut?

He was getting in a few extra holes?

Just swinging his fairway wood?

Seems their round went from "best ball" to "scramble".  

But does he win the Bongo?

Gawd, they write themselves!

URR here.