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Zip.  Nada.  The null set.  Naught.  Blank.  Nil.   You get the idea.  What does this goose-egg represent?  

In twenty-three minutes and nineteen seconds of playing time, that zero is Boston Celtics Center Kelly Olynyk's rebound total from last night's drubbing at the hands of the Washington Wizards.   As his team was getting positively crushed on the backboards.  Since they seem to have stats for every last eventuality, I would like to see the last time a 7-foot tall, 250 pound NBA center played half a game without a single effing rebound.  I have been watching the NBA for 40 years and can't remember one.   In four games against the Wizards, ol' Kelly has played 74 minutes, and has managed a grand total of seven (count 'em) rebounds.  An average of less than two a game.  And equivalent to the number of rebounds six foot, 175 pound guard Terry Rozier grabbed in last night's game alone.  

Not only is Olynyk a sister-pants, but he is a dirty player, and I hope some opponent drops him like poop from a tall cow.   But worry not, Green fans.  Olynyk makes up for his pathetic effort on the boards by playing horrendous defense and heaving up questionable shots from long range on offense.   If there has been a worse big man in the history of the league, I can't remember him.   Olynyk makes Hank Finkel look like Wilt Chamberlain.   He is the reason I can't watch the team.   I am afraid I will puke.   Not to mention, he looks like a douche bag with that stupid man-bun.