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Man Plopped His Privates On Market Scanner

(URR here.)  Sometimes the headlines tell you all you need to know. Sometimes, they leave a few key questions.  Such as, did the scan come up with the UPC for baby carrots?  Vienna sausage?   And did anyone call for a cleanup at register four before scanning the next person's produce?

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(URR here.)  Sometimes the headlines tell you all you need to know. Sometimes, they leave a few key questions.  Such as, did the scan come up with the UPC for baby carrots?  Vienna sausage?  

And did anyone call for a cleanup at register four before scanning the next person's produce?

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  1. mushdogs

    Seattle. SMH

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  2. R. Brown

    or mushroom caps?

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  3. ultimaratioregis

    Snort!

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  4. Quartermaster

    Privates can be pretty groddy after they come back from FTX.

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  5. Casey

    Perhaps it rang up under “lite snacks?”

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  6. dhmosquito

    It could be worse. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/kroger-pooper-popped-563891

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  7. timactual

    She should have rung it up as “bean sprouts–0.01 lbs@$.99/lb.”

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