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Coast Guard vows to move to Canada if Trump is elected

USCG Photo BOSTON — The United States Coast Guard will move to Canada if Donald Trump is elected as Commander-in-Chief, Coast Guard Commandant Adm. Paul F. Zukunft announced at a press conference today. “Frankly I don’t see the point in saving the lives of people who would self destructively vote in a guy like that,” Zukunft…

BOSTON — The United States Coast Guard will move to Canada if Donald Trump is elected as Commander-in-Chief, Coast Guard Commandant Adm. Paul F. Zukunft announced at a press conference today.

“Frankly I don’t see the point in saving the lives of people who would self destructively vote in a guy like that,” Zukunft said. “Why would we waste the man-hours and asset capabilities? It’s pointless!”

via www.duffelblog.com

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  1. Meh

    The CG, CBP and HLS writ large can expect big boosts in funding from Trump. They’re the last ones who’ll defect when he gets elected.

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  2. DaveP.

    …and then they went back to their Spanish as a Second Language class, and their Cultural Sensitivity classes (Chapter 4: “They’re Not Illegal Immigrants, They’re Unexpected Guests!”).

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