McDonald’s has unveiled its plan to use touch-screen technology in self-service kiosks where customers can order and pay for their food.
According to a Business Insider report last month, McDonald’s franchisees see the minimum wage issue as “a major threat to the survival of the operator community,” and are encouraging the company to put “every resource available” into reducing labor costs through technologies such as kiosks and automatic fry dispensers.
How dare those greedy bastards who run businesses try and stay solvent! That isn’t the Sovie… er, American way! Now, if we could only replace Bernie Sanders with a kiosk that spits out class warfare nonsense and hackneyed COMINTERN-style propaganda against capitalism. We’d save $174k for sure.
Love Steve Berman’s line: “Liberals never learn.” Of course they don’t. They KNOW everything. Ronald Reagan’s cogent observation nothwithstanding.

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