I Suppose He’s Technically Correct…

Kim Jong-un claims to have cured Aids, Ebola, Sars and Mers with single ‘miracle drug’ So say DPRK “officials”, the Daily Mirror reports. Which, again, is technically correct.  I am thinking that, since the “miracle drug” is a 14.5mm heavy machine gun round delivered to the skull, not a one of those people treated with…

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Kim Jong-un claims to have cured Aids, Ebola, Sars and Mers with single ‘miracle drug’

So say DPRK “officials”, the Daily Mirror reports.

Which, again, is technically correct.  I am thinking that, since the “miracle drug” is a 14.5mm heavy machine gun round delivered to the skull, not a one of those people treated with it will die of any of the diseases ol’ KJU mentions…

  1. diogenesofnj

    Does an 82mm automatic mortar have anything to do with the cure?

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  2. JoshO

    He “self-identifies” as a great healer of his people so it must be true. how does it go? Something like “feed a cold starve the people” or something like that right ?

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  3. ultimaratioregis

    Perhaps the generic miracle drug?

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  4. Quartermaster

    That’s for the cases that require larger doses.

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