Seasonal, Pumpkin Spice MREs Set For Release

NATICK, Mass. — Fall is arriving early as the Pentagon’s Combat Feeding Directorate announced the nation’s service members will be able to enjoy new seasonal versions of Meals, Ready-to-Eat (MREs), Duffel Blog has learned. “The Directorate has worked continuously to update MREs to reflect the current preferences of our armed forces,” said Phyllis Ray, a…

NATICK, Mass. — Fall is arriving early as the Pentagon’s Combat Feeding Directorate announced the nation’s service members will be able to enjoy new seasonal versions of Meals, Ready-to-Eat (MREs), Duffel Blog has learned.

“The Directorate has worked continuously to update MREs to reflect the current preferences of our armed forces,” said Phyllis Ray, a senior food technologist. “We’ve seen an odd trend recently showing our warfighters prefer foods that actually taste good and reflect seasonal foods American’s enjoy back home.”

Ray went on to elaborate that a breakthrough in food preservation and barista technologies have allowed the Directorate to concoct the next generation of MRE flavors.

The following seasonal MREs are scheduled to be rolled out this fall:

Pumpkin Spice Taco Pasta

Spiced Chai Black Beans

Lasagna Latte

Venti-tarian Delight

via Seasonal, Pumpkin Spice MREs Set For Release.

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  1. Quartermaster

    Why the “warfighter” nonsense? What on earth is wrong with the term “troops,” “Soldiers and Marines,” and such?

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  2. Paul L. Quandt

    I’m getting quicker; I thought Duffel Blog as soon as I read the headline.

    Paul

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  3. kbob42

    Some of those do sound like an improvement. As the PSG, I always get the MREs that are left. That usually meant I ate vegetarian. Pumpkin spice vegetarian sounds like a change of pace.

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