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Nurse! Nurse!

Huh.  I could see this being protocol for an op-check AFTER the transplant….  The Smoking Gun gives us the details. A female nurse “initiated unsolicited sexual relations, including intercourse” with a hospitalized Illinois man who was awaiting a heart transplant, according to a lawsuit filed Monday Cantone, whose wife Laura is co-plaintiff in the lawsuit,…

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Huh.  I could see this being protocol for an op-check AFTER the transplant….  The Smoking Gun gives us the details.

A female nurse “initiated unsolicited sexual relations, including intercourse” with a hospitalized Illinois man who was awaiting a heart transplant, according to a lawsuit filed Monday

Cantone, whose wife Laura is co-plaintiff in the lawsuit, charges that Shaper “had a propensity to initiate unauthorized physical contact with patients.” The nurse, he added, “had attempted and/or succeeded” in initiating similar contact with other patients in her care.

One has to wonder if this is covered by Obamacare.   And where the hell was she when I had to go in for my kidney stone?

I cannot say it surprises me that wife Laura is a co-plaintiff.   Sorta gives a new meaning to “bedside manner”, though.   I wonder if the VA is hiring?

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  1. Tarl

    Tragically, when I’ve been in the hospital, the nurses made no such advances to me. Closest I got was when she yanked the catheter out… but I did authorize her to do that.

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  2. ultimaratioregis

    I can’t recall many looking like her, either.

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  3. SFC Dunlap 173d RVN

    The newest slice of what nurses call Total Patient Care and I for one am all for it!!

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  4. timactual

    His excuse is that he couldn’t resist because he was drugged? He claims damages??? I believe the phrase “laughed out of court” may be applicable here.

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  5. Quartermaster

    last time I was in the hospital I had a guy for a nurse. I guess that one is for the Ghey blades amongst us. A cuppla nurses on the other shifts were kinda cute, but I was in no mood to molest anyone.

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  6. ultimaratioregis

    Especially if he shows up for another “transplant” next week.

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  7. Tarl

    That’s what he told his wife anyway.

    “Sorry honey… I was drugged and helpless… and I didn’t enjoy it, I promise!”

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  8. butch

    “Both times. I swear.”

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  9. weathtd

    Had a real baby doll nurse checking my testicles for lumps at my urologist’s direction. Her face was real close and ole’ junior started to rise. She hit the head with a pencil, and that was the end of that. Dr. thought it was funny.

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  10. LT B

    This story is blown out of proportion. 😉

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  11. Paul L. Quandt

    Gee, as I read it, there was no oral sex.

    Paul

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  12. ultimaratioregis

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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  13. Casey Tompkins

    How embarasking.

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  14. NaCly Dog

    I assume he had a private room.

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  15. ultimaratioregis

    Until his “co-plaintiff” walked in, at least.

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  16. Casey Tompkins

    Great exchange from the comments there:
    -She did the same thing to me and I died. However, it took 6 undertakers to get the smile off my face.
    -How did they close the coffin?
    -pop out knot hole in the lid

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