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Load HEAT- Vanessa the Intern

We’re not quite the Civil War buff that Craig is, but we do find it, and museums about it, interesting.  Especially when they have a cute redhead intern to display the artifacts. The Gettysburg Museum of History is a private museum, which you may have seen featured on American Pickers. If you “like” them on…

We’re not quite the Civil War buff that Craig is, but we do find it, and museums about it, interesting.  Especially when they have a cute redhead intern to display the artifacts.

The Gettysburg Museum of History is a private museum, which you may have seen featured on American Pickers. If you “like” them on Facebook, you can peruse hundreds of pictures of some really interesting artifacts, both Civil War and from other periods. And most of them feature Vanessa.

This will also serve as a firearms recognition quiz.

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  1. Vanessa

    Dad,
    These people are just being nice to me, give it up, your little girl has grown up.
    Love, Vanessa

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  2. Jewstin

    I think it’s cute how Rob taunts the ‘bullies’ from the safety of the internet.

    Can we keep him?

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  3. roamingfirehydrant

    Vanessa and Rob aside, the Gettysburg Museum of History is a nice place, and I thought it was worth it. Another look would be good, especially with the sesquicentennial coming up.

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  4. Rob

    No Brad, Leery can also mean dirty, pervy, etc. Like “Look at that old man over there leering at us” Google it. And so what if i spelt it with an “a”, my finger must have slipped. You’re a fool if you think that pointing that out is somehow going to hurt me. Again, PURleese….

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  5. xbradtc

    Leery and leering are two different words. And I DID in fact google it, to give you the benefit of the doubt.

    I mean, I’m just a stereotypical ex-Army bully, and barely past the cro-magnon stage.

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  6. Stark Dickflüssig

    53 comments? Uh, xbradtc, is this “robe” homo just a sockpuppet? Tell me you’re trolling for comments.

    (haha, yeah, even fucking drun koff my balls I can manage a correct “you’re”. You see that “robe”? I am an English language. You are an homo unedumacated fuckwit. G’way.)

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  7. NaCly Dog

    Thank you Rob for your cogent labeling of us as rednecks because of our discussions on guns and structurally sound women, coupled with our affection for attractive, cultured rocket scientists like Roamy.

    Let’s see if your bien pensant tolerance will allow me to hold a different opinion. You are a shallow, mouth-breathing, over-entitled, undisciplined Obama voter with an ego / ability mismatch. There.
    Your reality distortion field is on, alas for reasoned discourse.

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  8. mushdogs

    Watching trolls come unhinged is way better than NASCAR. I’m making popcorn. Anyone?

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  9. Rob

    Brad – i disagree:

    (from MY fact-checking reasearch):

    leery: an adjective used to descibe a person, in particular and old(er) man who most commonly has a slightly stained and off white vest and is looking over his glasses at a young and attractive girl that he knows he will never have a hope in hell of getting but is gonna have a nice, long stare from a distance anyway.

    ” girls pull your skirts down and button up your coats; the leery old man is at the school gate again”

    Stark – Um…NO.

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  10. Craig Swain

    XBrad, I told you this Civil War hottie stuff would go over big!

    So… next week… Dorothea Dix? Or Belle Boyd?

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  11. scotw

    Rob, how many cats do you own?

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  12. Rob

    Oh and dog, i didn’t vote AT ALL. More fool you. Move along.

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  13. Rob

    Just one. I believe it’s your mom’s pussy. Ouch! Burrrn!

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  14. Stark Dickflüssig

    NICE TRY WISERTURD

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  15. xbradtc

    Well, after checking 5 dictionaries, I’ll have to disagree and say you’re more likely thinking of “lecherous.”

    “Young ladies should be leery of lecherous old men.”

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  16. Jeff Gauch

    No, you pathetic simpleton, we’re not trying to bully you into submission. Your submission is irrelevant. You are irrelevant. You are nothing more than a foil to play with until something more interesting comes around (doesn’t URR owe us a post? Now would be a good time).

    You say that we don’t know you. That’s not exactly true. Sure, we don’t know who you are in meatspace, but we know who you are on this blog. Look at it from our perspective. Here you come, fresh off the turnip truck, and you start throwing around allegations that are blatantly false to anyone who has spent 15 minutes here. Then, when called on it you double-down on the standard tropes idiot leftists (like there is any other kind) use to maintain the fiction that they’re intellectually superior to conservatives. We aren’t impressed. Sure, you could have 15 degrees and a 190 IQ, but that ain’t the way to bet.

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  17. ultimaratioregis

    Proof positive of the acute shortage of horses’ heads.

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  18. scotw

    Rob has toxoplasmosis or sand in his vagina.

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  19. ultimaratioregis

    Jeff, I do owe a post. Just gotta finish it first.

    Instead, we should make sure Rob makes his way over to our Load HEAT-Santa’s Helper Edition.

    http://xbradtc.com/2012/12/23/load-heat-santas-helper-edition/

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  20. Jeff Gauch

    No rush, I’m having plenty of fun. I just know that there are plenty of people who don’t like watching poor dumb creatures being tortured.

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  21. Sean M.

    Heh. He’s quoting verbatim from Urban Dictionary.

    Authoritative.

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  22. xbradtc

    Also:

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  23. Jewstin

    I’m of the opinion Rob should NOT use tongue when kissing his mom goodnight.

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  24. mushdogs

    I don’t know, gentlemen. Maybe we should defer to Rob’s obviously superior intellect and ability to turn a phrase that is beyond our meager redneck ways of comprehending.
    Truthfully, he likely has a claim on Vanessa. I imagine she sends him secret messages via her pictures that one day soon, they. will. be. together. forever.

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  25. scotw

    Jewstin is wrong.

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  26. Stark Dickflüssig

    Former Bradley Tank Commander:

    Rob sounds fat. Maybe you should have a BMI>80 “Lard Heat” to placate the A- crowd.

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  27. scotw

    Rob is gone. Mom must have have come home.

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  28. Rob

    OK guys enough’s enough. You win. Happy now? I think i’ve figured out (and have tired of) the mentality of 99% of you, and obviously you’re not going to change. Look, i actually know Vanessa and i don’t have to divulge in what capacity because it’s really none of your business – is it? For someone who also knows a lot of the posters on the Museum of History’s page and their respective mentalities, i saw a lot of similarities on here. I’m not going to apologize for anything i have said in defence of the bullies and their disgusting insults, but as i am mature i WILL apologize for tarring some of you with the same filthy brush. However, if you knew what i knew then you MAY be more understanding. Some of the comments on the FB page about Vanessa in the past have been downright disgusting and went way beyond anything that could be considered merely an “appreciation of her so-called beauty”. Some of you on here actually seem like decent people, and i ALMOST believe a lot of the things you have said in your defence(s). I strongly believe that if you feel the way you claim to about Vanessa then some of you would be disgusted too (as a lot of people on FB were also) if you knew what we knew. And no, Vanessa doesn’t appreciate ALL of the comments about her either – she has class.

    Goodnight and God Bless.

    Rob

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  29. Jewstin

    Rob is gone. Mom must have have come home.
    NO TONGUE!!!

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  30. xbradtc

    Rob, I don’t doubt that any number of people have left inappropriate comments to or about Vanessa on the Facebook page. I’m not responsible for what people say on Facebook. But had anyone done something like that here, I would have cautioned them, or deleted their comment. I’m the proprietor here, and while I’m not responsible for what my commenter say, I do reserve the option to permit or deny any commenter or comment to stay posted.

    Vanessa seems to be a very nice lady, and the museum certainly seems to have a fine collection of memorabilia, both Civil War and from other periods. I certainly hope I’ll be able to visit someday soon.

    And while my commenters and I have been harsh with you today, let’s face it, no real harm has come to you.

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  31. xbradtc

    By the way, you personally are responsible for probably 2000 of the 12000 hits the post got today.
    Which translates into money in my pocket. So thank you.

    Also, since I am a misogynist pig, I won’t share the profits with Roamy.
    And since I’m a redneck, I won’t share them with my other coauthors.

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  32. M1A1TrkTrror

    Please tell me exactly what the hell is wrong with having a pretty woman pose next to historical objects of interest.

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  33. LT Rusty

    Rob, I don’t know whether or not you’re an idiot. (I do have an opinion on the subject, formed after watching you attempt to argue something on the internet.) I am, however, reasonably sure that you’re a douchebag. Give the holier-than-thou outrage a break for a little bit. Get over yourself.

    Unless you’re her father, brother or significant other, then you’ve got no grounds to stand on here that will make you look like anything other than a pathetic little basement dweller that’s trolling the intertubes looking for mentions of his favorite object of lust so that he can swoop in and be the paladin.

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  34. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX

    Rob’s repeated use of the word “redneck” is as offensive to me as my using the word “wetback” would be to him. Rob is a raaaaacist!

    I feel sorry for Rob’s wife – if he isn’t willing to objectify her, I’m betting he can’t satisfy her, either……. 😛

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  35. LT Rusty

    Rob-

    I freely admit to being a pervert, in more ways than you could possibly imagine … but I’ll bet you’re going to have fun trying.

    Will you please admit to having a terrible case of White Knight syndrome? (And then, of course, STFU as promised once someone admitted to being a pervert.)

    https://encyclopediadramatica.se/White_Knighting

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  36. Stark Dickflüssig

    I keep hitting the thumbs up button, but I think only one counts 😦

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  37. ultimaratioregis

    “And since I’m a redneck, I won’t share them with my other coauthors.”

    Wait, what? I spend all that time being Rob and no profit-sharing? Damn.

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  38. xbradtc

    You got a coffee mug, didn’t you?

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  39. ultimaratioregis

    I did. The cat is a witness. Not that I would believe anything he says. He’s a jackass.

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  40. LT Rusty

    heh

    URR got a coffee mug … I got a Jack and Coke, a Reuben and 2 boxes of 9mm. 😀

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  41. elizzar

    what a ridiculous thread to have b*gger loads of comments on … rob sure does seem angry. and as a certified genuine british gentleman and brain scientist (honestly, i really am … it’s kind of depressing) i raise my cup of tea and slightly buttered crumpet to this post. this vanessa lady appears to be very attractive and happy with it from the photographs. i’m not aware of her tv work, i can only comment on the pictures included. but it certainly makes me once again admire the beauty that is the female form. well done, god, well done.

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  42. obsidian

    I like Vanessa..I like her a lot!

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  43. Paul L. Quandt

    Oh Rob, you are an idiot after all. Check the Greek origin of the word.

    Paul

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  44. scottthebadger

    My word, I miss a lot by being on the 2300-0700 shift, and sleeping the day away! So, anyway, I believe that is an MP-38 she has, isn’t it? It was the MP-40 that had the round cut out above the magazine housing, right?

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  45. xbradtc

    Sorry, I was looking at the BREN gun.

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  46. scottthebadger

    The BREN was a big hunk of ironmongery, wasn’t it?

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  47. Trevor Thralls

    Rob, you ARE the master of internet troll douchebaggery. Thanks for sharing your dog turds of wisdom and I look forward to your continued attempts at spreading your very own particular brand “enlightenment”.
    This former U.S. Marine cannon cocker with a Catholic education that doesn’t extend past being a high school graduate has spoken! And I really don’t care if you know who I am. I have the balls to put it out there.

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  48. David Navarre

    So, is your point that attractive women are not able understand history and artifacts? Seriously?

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  49. Trevor Thralls

    I forgot to mention that I love all things redneck.

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  50. Trevor Thralls

    In the douchebaggery post there should be the word “of” after “particular brand”. I would be really nice to have the ability to edit posts.

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