Load HEAT- Vanessa the Intern

We’re not quite the Civil War buff that Craig is, but we do find it, and museums about it, interesting.  Especially when they have a cute redhead intern to display the artifacts. The Gettysburg Museum of History is a private museum, which you may have seen featured on American Pickers. If you “like” them on…

We’re not quite the Civil War buff that Craig is, but we do find it, and museums about it, interesting.  Especially when they have a cute redhead intern to display the artifacts.

The Gettysburg Museum of History is a private museum, which you may have seen featured on American Pickers. If you “like” them on Facebook, you can peruse hundreds of pictures of some really interesting artifacts, both Civil War and from other periods. And most of them feature Vanessa.

This will also serve as a firearms recognition quiz.

  1. scottthebadger

    I had heard that the Confederates used Japanese Papa Nambu semi autos, but this is the first photo evidence I have seen.

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  2. mushdogs

    There was firearms?

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  3. ultimaratioregis

    I will never look at a potato masher the same way again. She can handle my Long Colt any time.

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  4. Just Image

    Intern in name only, I’m sure. The museum is fine, but it just goes to show, image is everything. I’d love to see credentials, but seems there are none to be found. Not the kind of museum I’d want accessioning my collection.

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  5. Paul Edward Montador

    Vanessa – Making History Sexy!!

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  6. BenMartin

    She’s even cuter when you see her in living color and can hear her. I found a bunch of videos like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1BHYYq7oxc

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  7. Brooke

    This museum is a privately funded museum so it does not qualify for membership in “The American Association of Museums”. A museum does not have to have this “credential” to be a great attraction. Just because a museum does not take in your tax money or grants does not make it any less a great museum. To qualify for their organization a museum must be a 5013-c “not for profit” and pay that organization membership fee money. Is this really “credentials” or just another way of getting money from a museum?

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  8. Rob

    Everyone who goes on about Vanessa is either old, a pervert, or both. It’s kinda sad. I kmow this because i have visited the museum’s facebook page for years and i know half the people who post there regularly who go on and on about Vanessa like only a nerdy virginal high-schooler could. I’ll say it again – SAD.

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  9. Stark Dickflüssig

    Hooray for History! & redheads holding UZIs. Wow.

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  10. Stark Dickflüssig

    Everyone who goes on about Vanessa is either old, a pervert, or both.

    All three.

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  11. ultimaratioregis

    You “thumbs down” people need a lesson in firearms, obviously. And a sense of humor.

    http://www.flickriver.com/photos/vas1951/3966702166/

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  12. Rob

    I rest my case.

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  13. Rob

    It’s not funny when you’re disgusting towards women.

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  14. ultimaratioregis

    Rob, spare me the perpetual outrage. The young lady in the photos was obviously having fun with it, and so were we.

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  15. Rob

    No, i won’t. I know EXACTLY what kinda fun you were having with it, and don’t try and deny it. I know what you were thinking because everybody who talks about her has the same childish mentality. And i KNOW this because of the countless comments i have read over the years over at the FB page. They all vary in the amount of misogyny, pervertedness, etc exuded, but they all share a common traits.

    Why can’t you just man up and say that you want her to handle your c**k instead of hiding behind childish euphemisms? You’re not fooling anyone apart from yourself.

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  16. Stark Dickflüssig

    I rest my case.

    Go back to playing with your boyfriend’s penis, you nagging ass.

    Yours in Christ,
    Stark

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  17. Rob

    LOL i think you’re the one that’s just proved themselves to be an a*s by being both childish, crass, and laughably incorrect.

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  18. mushdogs

    Bless your heart Rob, you are a special kind of stupid, aren’t you?

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  19. Rob

    Seen as you’re so “enlightened”, please go ahead and explain exactly how i am stupid as i would LOVE to hear that.

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  20. SFC Dunlap 173dRVN (Ret)

    Lighten up Francis

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  21. xbradtc

    Rob, not one person here has said anything demeaning about Vanessa. Whatever you may have seen at the Facebook page, that’s their problem. Take your outrage there.
    Is Vanessa cute? Sure? Is she qualified to do anything beyond pose with artifacts? I have no idea. She may be, or she may not. And I don’t care. But there’s no harm in acknowledging she’s pretty. I don’t think she’d take great offense at that. Certainly, she seems to have taken less than you!

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  22. Quartermaster

    I didn’t see any.

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  23. LC Aggie Sith

    She’s beautiful, and obviously she doesn’t mind being looked at 🙂

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  24. agiledog

    Beyond the Colt and the Thompson, I’m not sure I’d be able to accurately name any of the firearms shown.

    I think the pictures with the cannons show how pretty Vanessa is.

    Rob, your village called. They want their idiot back.

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  25. Trevor Thralls

    Best. Load. Heat. EVER!

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  26. Rob

    I don’t live in a village unlike most of you rednecks.

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  27. xbradtc

    Why is it the very, very few trollish people I have comment here automatically assume people that disagree with them are rednecks?

    You’re quick to assume a level of superiority for which there is little or no evidence.

    My co-authors and community here include people with a surprisingly diverse range of education and employment. For instance, unless you’re a bona fide rocket scientist, you can’t claim to be smarter than anyone here.

    And the rocket scientist? She’s probably the first one here to claim the title redneck.

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  28. Jeff Gauch

    Come for the cute redhead holding weaponry, stay to watch URR and Xbrad bounce Rob’s empty head off the walls.

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  29. Paul L. Quandt

    Jeff:

    Rob’s head isn’t empty, it’s filled with what was cleaned out of the hourse’s stall.

    Paul

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  30. Paul L. Quandt

    Spell much, Paul? Sorry, that should be “horse”.

    Paul

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  31. xbradtc

    At least it wasn’t “whorse.”

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  32. roamingfirehydrant

    Rob says “redneck” like it’s a bad thing. Honest day’s work in the sun.

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  33. Rob

    I said “Rednecks” because of the whole “guns n gurrls”-lovin attitude on here. Someone will mention Nascar next, LOL. And to those so-called “rednecks”, just because i do not like what you say about, or how you objectify Vanessa, that does not make me an idiot. It is my opinion and opinions are never stupid – just different. Got that? What makes you “rednecks” look stupid and childish is how you clearly don’t understand that and you just keep resorting to name-calling without anything to back up your accusations. You just get defensive because deep down you know I’M RIGHT. You’re perverted and you know it. Just admit it and i’ll shut up.

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  34. Rob

    Oh and add “bully” to that list too. But you can’t bully me, i’m bigger, better, and smarter than you so you can’t bully me into silence. The ONLY way i will shut up is if you do what i said above. Try me.

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  35. Rob

    I got called an idiot which was offensive and uncalled for, so i responded in a way that i felt appropriate. Sorry if you don’t like that but the quality of people’s attitude on here is very low indeed.

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  36. Rob

    and don’t assume i am an idiot when you DON’T F***ING KNOW ME EITHER. Why aren’t you giving them a hard time when they were the first to call names?

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  37. Jeff Gauch

    It’s OK, we mean what you know.

    I don’t know, the leavings in a horse stall have some utility, it’s pretty obvious that Rob has nothing of value between his ears.

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  38. xbradtc

    Because you waltz in here and proclaim, with absolutely no evidence, that all my commenters are perverts? Yeah… let’s talk about who first cast a stone.

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  39. xbradtc

    The only evidence of any intellectual prowess on your part is your asserting so. But the balance of your leavings here surely contradict that.

    So, tell me, Oh Wise One. Are Aggie and Roaming Fire Hydrant perverts? Both married, heterosexual women, who, as far as I know, are not especially enamored of NASCAR.

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  40. Rob

    And you, Jeff, have nothing of value to say. In fact none of you do, you just keep repeating yourselves as wonderfully illustrated by Jeff’s last comment. Can’t come up with any other insult? Now who’s really the one with nothing between their ears? Purleese. Keep going. LOL.

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  41. Jeff Gauch

    Oh, honey. Of course there are such things as stupid opinions. Most of us grow out of that mush-mouthed intellectual relativism when we hit double digits.

    Why do you laugh over NASCAR? I mean, it’s not my cup of tea, but it’s a better way to spend a couple of hours than reading Nietzsche. Or is it your position that holding the opinion that NASCAR is enjoyable is laughable, or, dare I say it, stupid?

    To the meat of your “argument”, we’re not objectifying Vanessa, we’re objectifying pictures of Vanessa. I fail to see what is objectionable in objectifying objects. The pictures were freely taken, and she’s an attractive young woman. How is noting that fact any different than expressing appreciation for the Mona Lisa?

    Finally, we resort to insult in dealing with you because that is the only way interacting with you has any value. It’s patently obvious that you simply don’t have the intellectual chops to swim in this pond, so we’re going to knock you around a little until you become tiresome.

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  42. roamingfirehydrant

    the whole “guns n gurrls”-lovin attitude on here.

    You do realize this is a military blog, right?

    just because i do not like what you say about, or how you objectify Vanessa, that does not make me an idiot.

    See above where XBrad says don’t paint us with the same brush as the Facebook people. She’s the one holding the guns – no one is holding a gun to her head to pose for pictures, and these gentlemen can appreciate a pretty, shapely redhead. Most of the men here have honorably served or are serving right now, and they like seeing something of America worth fighting for.

    Just curious, were you as defensive for Sarah Palin?

    You’re not a regular here. No, we don’t know you, but we know that you splattered your attitude all over this post. Load HEAT is a regular feature here every Monday with a dozen or more photos of some beautiful woman. I don’t see any difference between Load HEAT, Betty Grable posters, Kirchner postcards, and Vargas-inspired nose art.

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  43. xbradtc

    Bless his heart!

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  44. roamingfirehydrant

    I watched NASCAR with my dad until Richard Petty retired.

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  45. Rob

    A) you still haven’t sufficiently proven how i am an “idiot” just because you don’t like ONE THING that i had to say. Have i not spoken eloquently? Have i not shown a good vocabulary? EXACTLY. Watch who you call an idiot when you don’t know anything about me. I could have more degrees or a better job or a higher IQ – whatever. The fact is YOU JUST DON’T KNOW. You’re just an internet bully hiding behind his screen.

    B) Being married or heterosexual means nothing, it doesn’t stop a man from having a leary eye. What, you think just because somebody gets married then they are no longer attracted to other women? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I am also married to a woman but i just have more respect for them than to objectify them.

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  46. xbradtc

    pats Roamy on her pretty little head

    There, there, sweety.

    Leave the arguin’ for the menfolk, and get back in the kitchen.

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  47. roamingfirehydrant

    Ok, XBrad, you have fun playing with the troll. I’ll have a sammich and a cold beer ready when you’re done.

    Psst, Aggie, let me borrow your apron.

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  48. beasn

    Rob, seems like you’re the bully. This is xbrad’s blog and you waltzed in here and get the vapors.
    Lay off the gluten or get a follow-up with your doctor, your dick implant isn’t working.

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  49. xbradtc

    I mentioned the heterosexual and married WOMEN here who enjoy the Load HEAT weekly feature. So, you’re a NO-GO on reading comprehension. Also, you misused “leary” (normally spelled “leery”).

    Leery-Cautious or wary due to realistic suspicions: “a city leery of gang violence”.

    I’d be an internet bully if I came to YOUR blog and started by calling all of your readers metrosexual pansies who were constitutionally incapable of satisfying a woman.

    You probably do have more degrees and education than me. But you’ve certainly not demonstrated any wisdom.

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  50. Rob

    Fire Hydrant – thanks for the intelligent remarks (and i mean that sincerely, not sarcastically).

    Jeff – in other words, you – and probably most of the rest of you – are going to try and bully me into submission. Thanks for proving my point…and thanks for proving the stereotype of men in the army being brutish bullies.

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